A TRUE STORY

Those were my disciplined days of my life,wake ups early in the morning ,going school by walk,only three of my class mets were best buddies of mine satish ,siva & chaithanya.

we three enjoyed our school days a lot ,no girl friends in my school days , i am saying that i am not having girl friends in only my school mates .after school going to home &again to tuition & finally home by 8.30 pm.

one day i still remain that day was a Sunday i am in the bathroom i turn on the tap no water was running out of the tap ,i was lucky as some water already in the tub,as nobody was in the house at that time when i shouted at my parents to turn on the motor for water .at last i came out of the bath room finally nobody in the house .

Ohhho i forgotten to say that we resided in an apartment with six families as our neighbors ,with us we are seven families ,i found to know that everybody of the fellow neighbors cleaning the water tank as it was Sunday.

I got over the terrus of the apartment i heard some noice of people at last i entered in to the war field of cleaning project.somebody commenting at me that everybody should work for the apartment,i stood for a while with out any response for the comment ,as i heard some sweet voice of girl and i didn't saw her up to that time as she residing with us in the same apartment we residing.


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jokes

Washcloth

There was a little boy whose aunt was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his aunt naked. He asked his aunt the hair between her legs was.

She responded, "It's my wash cloth."

Weeks later, after boys aunt had her baby, the young boy walked in on his aunty again. While she was in the hospital, the doctor had shaved her pubic hair.

The boy asked, "What happened to your wash cloth?"

The aunt responded, "I lost it."

The little boy, trying to be helpful, set out to find his aunty's washcloth.

A few days later, he ran to his aunt yelling and screaming, "I found your washcloth."

The aunt, thinking that the child was just playing, went along with the boy and asked, "Where did you find it?"

The boy answered, "The maid has it! She is washing uncle's face with it."


Job Application

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Chumash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blond super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.